Husband found his wife having affair with a man.
He decided to kill both,himself and his wife.
He pointed gun to his forehead and said to his wife:
Don’t worry, you are next.
Don’t worry, you are next.
THINK ABOUT THIS :)
If A is success in life
then A equals x plus y plus z
x is work
y is play
z is keeping your mouth shut
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NOBODY
then A equals x plus y plus z
x is work
y is play
z is keeping your mouth shut
posted by
NOBODY
JUST FOR FUN:)
Catch a Rabbit
The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.
The CIA goes in.
They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist.
The FBI goes in.
After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming.
The LAPD goes in.
They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!"
THINK ABOUT THIS:)
nothing is the best in the world except GOD
but we can do something to become better
by do a few good metamorphosis in our life
THINK ABOUT THIS:)
everyone has their strength and weakness
but
every strength has their own weakness
and
every weakness has their own strength
POSTED BY
el-bobo and frenz
our GREATEST FLYER :)
POSTED BY EL-BOBO AND FRENZ
this is the greatest ever flyer in the world.....this is about money.............we can do nothing without money......money is something.........but you must remember.....money is NOT everything.....nothing change without money
The Praying Hands
| Below is a touching story about DURERS Praying Hands that is circulated widely. It tells of DURER doing his creation in appreciation of a brother who went to work in the mines to support Albrecht's education. |
Back in the fifteenth century, in a tiny village near Nuremberg, lived a family with eighteen children. Eighteen! In order merely to keep food on the table for this mob, the father and head of the household, a goldsmith by profession, worked almost eighteen hours a day at his trade and any other paying chore he could find in the neighborhood. Despite their seemingly hopeless condition, two ofAlbrecht Durer the Elder's children had a dream. They both wanted to pursue their talent for art, but they knew full well that their father would never be financially able to send either of them toNuremberg to study at the Academy.
After many long discussions at night in their crowded bed, the two boys finally worked out a pact. They would toss a coin. The loser would go down into the nearby mines and, with his earnings, support his brother while he attended the academy. Then, when that brother who won the toss completed his studies, in four years, he would support the other brother at the academy, either with sales of his artwork or, if necessary, also by laboring in the mines.
They tossed a coin on a Sunday morning after church. Albrecht Durer won the toss and went off to Nuremberg. Albert went down into the dangerous mines and, for the next four years, financed his brother, whose work at the academy was almost an immediate sensation. Albrecht's etchings, his woodcuts, and his oils were far better than those of most of his professors, and by the time he graduated, he was beginning to earn considerable fees for his commissioned works.
When the young artist returned to his village, the Durer family held a festive dinner on their lawn to celebrate Albrecht's triumphant homecoming. After a long and memorable meal, punctuated with music and laughter, Albrecht rose from his honored position at the head of the table to drink a toast to his beloved brother for the years of sacrifice that had enabled Albrecht to fulfill his ambition. Hisclosing words were, "And now, Albert, blessed brother of mine, now it is your turn. Now you can go to Nuremberg to pursue your dream, and I will take care of you."
All heads turned in eager expectation to the far end of the table where Albert sat, tears streaming down his pale face, shaking his lowered head from side to side while he sobbed and repeated, over and over, "No ...no ...no ...no."
Finally, Albert rose and wiped the tears from his cheeks. He glanced down the long table at the faces he loved, and then, holding his hands close to his right cheek, he said softly, "No, brother. I cannot go to Nuremberg. It is too late for me. Look ... look what four years in the mines have done to my hands! The bones in every finger have been smashed at least once, and lately I have been suffering from arthritis so badly in my right hand that I cannot even hold a glass to return your toast, much less make delicate lines on parchment or canvas with a pen or a brush. No, brother ...
for me it is too late."
for me it is too late."
More than 450 years have passed. By now, Albrecht Durer's hundreds of masterful portraits, pen and silver-point sketches, watercolors, charcoals, woodcuts, and copper engravings hang in every great museum in the world, but the odds are great that you, like most people, are familiar with only one of Albrecht Durer's works. More than merely being familiar with it, you very well may have a reproduction hanging in your home or office.
One day, to pay homage to Albert for all that he had sacrificed, Albrecht Durer painstakingly drew his brother's abused hands with palms together and thin fingers stretched skyward. He called his powerful drawing simply "Hands," but the entire world almost immediately opened their hearts to his great masterpiece and renamed his tribute of love "The Praying Hands."
The next time you see a copy of that touching creation, take a second look. Let it be your reminder, if you still need one, that no one - no one - - ever makes it alone!
~Source Unknown~
Even though the story is fiction,
I hope the intent of the story is appreciated,
whether true or not.
Even though the story is fiction,
I hope the intent of the story is appreciated,
whether true or not.
hey all
hi al...i juz wanna inform all of you about the simposium waht i'm really sure which will be held at undercroft, chancellor complex on 26 and 27 of March..........Do come because i'ts gonna be great!!!
HOW TO PROVE QUADRATIC FORMULA :) posted by el-bob0 and frenz
do not just remember the formula without know how to derive it
Goodluck to all of you
Good luck to all of you in pre-calculus test today.. i hope you all can do well.. remember.. it's all about you future.. study smart.. the key is RELAX.. good luck and happy holiday....
Posted by El-Bobo
Aiman
Jamal
Miro kema
Posted by El-Bobo
Aiman
Jamal
Miro kema
FESCO !!
The FESCO Carnival is going to start . Do all of you are going there ? I think its an interesting carnival as I heard that there are many participants from international universities , but unfortunately I also don't know where are they come from . It's a huge event after all in UTP . Of course you need to buy the ticket first . It is the dancing competition among the students and of course UTP will participate in this competition . Best of luck UTPian !!
> wahh !! it was a very fantastic night ever ! It was amazing ! The night was very colorful as there were 6 universities were making their performance with different ways . They were really show the finest art of culture of their own countries . So, from this carnival we can see the traditional dance of two countries that are Thailand and Indonesia . Congratulation to Gajamada University and also Walailak University (I'm sorry if the spelling of the names are wrong) . But not to forget to the local universities that have performed very well . They are Universiti Teknologi Petronas , Universiti Tenaga Nasional , University Malaysia of Sabah and Petronas School of Art . They have been so great by represent Malaysia's different cultures . Last but not least , congratulations to all that have been worked so hard to make this carnival so happening !
>For the information , there have been awards for many categories and UTP is the champion ! (:
CONGRATULATIONS UTP !
there are a few videos that I have recorded but not all started from the beginning till the end .
UTP performance
Universiti Gajamada
University Malaysia of Sabah
UniTEN
flyers (:
ohoh,, this is my group's flyers . it is just a simple one and hand made . except for the pictures , we find them via internet . It is not hard to find them . Our flyers is about our service which involve creativity and inovation .
In this flyers we can see that our brand is CIRKLE . We took the name from the word 'circle' as it represents everything in one . Other than that , we also actually love the shape as it is easy to draw (:
Through this flyers too we can see that there's a stated in the middle 'We Made Yours' . That's mean everyone can send their stuffs or anything to us for any modification . What we mean by modification is we can decorate your stuffs and change it to become new . More beautiful and more attractive .
XD its not good to write long . come on guys . send anything . (:
group members :
^^ nurul farahin
^^ nur amirah
^^ ajua
^^ nurfarahin
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